Monty Python — Martydom Of St Victor letra e tradução
A página contém a letra e a tradução em português da música "Martydom Of St Victor" de Monty Python.
Letra
And it came to pass that St Victor was taken from this place to another place
Where he was lain upon pillows of silk
And made to rest himself amongst sheets of muslin and velvet.
And there stroked was he by maidens of the Orient.
For sixteen days and nights stroked they him, yea verily and caressed him.
His hair, ruffled they.
And their fingers rubbethed they in oil of olives,
and runneth them across all parts of his body for as much as to soothe him.
And the soles of his feet licked they.
And the upper parts of his thigh did they anoint with the balm of forbidden
trees.
And with the teeth of their mouths,
nibbleth they the pointed bits at the top of his ears.
Yea verily, and did their tongues thereof make themselves acquainted
with his most secret places.
For fifteen days and nights did Victor withstand these maidens.
But on the sixteenth day he cried out, saying
«This is fantastic!
Oh, this is terrific!»
And the Lord did hear the cry of Victor.
And verily came He down and slew the maidens.
And caused their cotton wool buds to blow away,
and their Kleenex to be laid waste utterly.
And Victor, in his anguish, cried out that the Lord was a rotten bastard.
And the Lord sent an angel to comfort Victor for the weekend.
And entered they together the Jaccuzzi.
Here endeth the lesson.
Tradução da letra
E aconteceu que St. Victor foi levado deste lugar para outro lugar.
Onde estava deitado sobre almofadas de seda
E fez-se repousar entre lençóis de musselina e veludo.
E ali acariciado estava ele pelas donzelas do Oriente.
Por dezesseis dias e noites o acariciaram, e o acariciaram.
O cabelo dele, amarrotou-os.
E os seus dedos esfolaram-nos em azeite de Oliveira,
e os percorre por todas as partes do seu corpo até o acalmar.
E as solas dos seus pés lamberam-nos.
E as partes superiores da coxa ungiram-se com o bálsamo do proibido.
arvore.
E com os dentes da boca,
nibbleth eles os pedaços pontiagudos no topo de suas orelhas.
Sim, e as suas línguas foram reveladas.
com os seus lugares mais secretos.
Durante quinze dias e noites, O Victor resistiu a estas donzelas.
Mas no dia 16 gritou, dizendo:
"Isto é fantástico!
Isto é fantástico!»
E o Senhor ouviu o grito de Victor.
E desceu, e matou as donzelas.
E fizeram explodir as suas papilas de algodão,
e os seus lenços de papel serem completamente desperdiçados.
E Victor, na sua angústia, gritou que o Senhor era um bastardo podre.
E o Senhor enviou um anjo para confortar Victor no fim de semana.
E entraram juntos no jacuzzi.
Aqui termina a lição.