The Toilet Bowl Cleaners — Megan Fox Farts letra e tradução
A página contém a letra e a tradução em português da música "Megan Fox Farts" de The Toilet Bowl Cleaners.
Letra
If I somehow got the opportunity to go on a date with Megan Fox
It would be so wonderful
It would be so perfect
It would be so fabulous
And if during that date with Megan Fox, she let out a little bit of gas
Out of her bum
I would pretend that it was me who farted
To save her the embarrassment
Yes, I would, yes, I would
It would go somethin' like this
We’d just be sittin' there talkin' and laughin'
And fallin' in love and stuff like that
And then suddenly…
Would come out of her behind
And everything would start to stink
And before she could do anything
I would look into her eyes and say
«Megan Fox, I’m sorry, that was me who just farted
Please excuse me»
And she would think I was such a gentleman
Oh, I would know and she would know
And I would know that she knew
And she would knew that I knew
But none of us would say anything about it ever again
And we would fall in love for the rest of our lives
'Cause I’m so chivalrous
Oh, Megan Fox, if you were to go on a date with me
I would take credit for your farts
'Cause I would not want you to get embarrassed, oh oh
No, I would not want Megan Fox to get embarrassed
So I would take credit for her farts
Tradução da letra
Se eu tivesse a oportunidade de sair com a Megan Fox
Seria maravilhoso.
Seria tão perfeito.
Seria fabuloso.
E se durante o encontro com a Megan Fox, ela soltou um pouco de gás.
Fora do rabo dela
Eu fingiria que fui eu que me peidei.
Para lhe poupar o embaraço.
Sim, eu faria, sim, eu faria
Seria algo assim.
Ficávamos sentados a falar e a rir
And fallin' in love and stuff like that
E de repente…
Sairia por trás dela
E tudo começaria a cheirar mal
E antes que ela pudesse fazer qualquer coisa
Olhava-a nos olhos e dizia:
"Megan Fox, desculpa, fui eu que me peidei.
Com licença.»
E ela pensaria que eu era um cavalheiro.
Eu saberia e ela saberia.
E eu saberia que ela sabia
E ela saberia que eu sabia
Mas nenhum de nós diria nada sobre isso nunca mais.
E nos apaixonaríamos pelo resto de nossas vidas
Porque sou tão cavalheiresco
Megan Fox, se fosses sair comigo
Eu ficaria com os teus peidos.
Porque não quero que fiques envergonhada
Não, Não quero que a Megan Fox fique envergonhada.
Por isso, ficaria com os louros dos peidos dela.