BENEFIT — Garbage Pail Kids letra e tradução
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Letra
Cranky Franky, Fat Head Fred, Little Ed Saliva Susie’s head was an incredible red
Spit dripping down her chin, I wanted to hit it I grabbed her tit, she was too slow, she didn’t get it But in a minute the mini-bus would be in school
I liked Dirty Dianne, she used to pee and drool
Being cool is always easy on the bus with Benny-Roach
They told me I was special cuz I rode the stubby coach
I was never learning, The bus was driven by a German
She used to yell Quit Banging Your Head Helmet Herman
Ornery Jerry, these kids are all corney-scary
I hated Rotten Rita and Horney Harry
He used to grind the bus seats, my walkman would bust beats
I would always cuss loudly on class retreats
Trashy freaks with big glasses and snotty noses
It turned me on to watch Crippled Carrie’s body poses
I was always the kid who tripped the others
And shot spitballs at the Limpin' Gimpy Brothers
Sometimes I’d get mad and say I think I’m leaving
Coz they’d sit me next to Monkey Mike or Stinking Steven
Crotchy Scott and Fruity Scooty would touch in the back
Man, I’d kick them on the ground, grab a crutch and attack
When we got to school I couldn’t wait for the ride home
Cuz I’d flirt the whole way with Betty The Blind Gnome
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round… Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All Day Long
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round… Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All Day Long
I Remember Tyranosauras Rex handed Bridget
And Pokey Paco was a Mexican Midget
Phlegmmy Frank was coughing and could never beat germs
I used to force him to drink spit and eat worms
Henry The Hunchback would never punch back
I’d beat him in the hump and then I’d take his lunch-pack
Everyone on the bus was a vegtable head
And the kid who got all the girls was Testicle Ted
Man, most of them were born with this initial vegetation
They told me I was gifted and in Special Education
Matilda The Gorilla used to give a real scare
She even gnawed off the wheel of her own wheelchair
I liked being special, it was cool being different
Pukey Pete would throw up his breakfast and sniff it The short bus was packed full of moody vermins
I just chilled and drank Kool-Aid out of a Goonies Thermos
They all dressed bad from Reeking Ralph to Dirt Tom
While I laid back cool with an Alf shirt on I got my flirt on with Meaty Meghan and Melon-Head Marge
But I knew something was wrong coz I was always in charge
After four years they realized I wasn’t retarded
Man, how could this mistake happen, how was it started
My file said he makes noises and twitches without stopping
Turns out I was just beat-boxing, popping and locking
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round… Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All Day Long
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Round And Round… Round And Round
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
All Day Long
Tradução da letra
Franky Franky, Cabeça Gorda Fred, a cabeça da pequena Ed Saliva Susie era uma incrível cabeça vermelha
Cuspia-lhe no queixo, Eu queria bater-lhe, agarrei-lhe na mama, ela era muito lenta, ela não percebeu, mas num minuto o mini-autocarro estava na escola.
Eu gostava da Dirty Dianne, ela costumava mijar e babar-se.
Ser fixe é sempre fácil no autocarro com o Benny-Roach.
Disseram-me que eu era especial porque andava no stubby coach.
Nunca aprendi, o autocarro foi conduzido por um alemão.
Ela costumava gritar para parar de bater com o capacete Herman
Jerry, estes miúdos são todos assustadores.
Eu odiava o Rotten Rita e o Horney Harry.
Ele costumava moer os lugares do autocarro, o meu walkman batia
Eu dizia sempre alto nos retiros das aulas.
Aberrações com óculos grandes e narizes ranhosos
Excitava-me ver o corpo da Carrie aleijada em poses.
Sempre fui o miúdo que tropeçou nos outros.
E atirou bolas de cuspe nos mancebo coxos
Às vezes ficava zangada e dizia que estava de saída.
Porque me sentavam ao lado do Mike macaco ou do Steven fedorento
O Crotchy Scott e o Fruity Scooty tocavam nas costas.
Meu, eu dava-lhes um pontapé no chão, pegava numa muleta e atacava.
Quando chegámos à escola, mal podia esperar pela boleia para casa.
Porque eu namorava o caminho todo com a Betty, o gnomo cego.
As Rodas Do Autocarro Rodam E Rodam
Round And Round ... Round And Round
As Rodas Do Autocarro Rodam E Rodam
Todo O Dia
As Rodas Do Autocarro Rodam E Rodam
Round And Round ... Round And Round
As Rodas Do Autocarro Rodam E Rodam
Todo O Dia
Lembro-me que Tyranosauras Rex entregou a Bridget
E o Pokey Paco era um anão Mexicano.
O flegmmy Frank estava a tossir e nunca conseguiu vencer os germes.
Costumava obrigá-lo a beber cuspo e a comer minhocas.
Henry, O Corcunda, nunca ripostaria.
Batia-lhe na corcunda e depois levava-lhe o pacote de almoço.
Todos no autocarro eram vegetarianos.
E o miúdo que ficou com todas as raparigas era o testículo do Ted.
A maioria deles nasceu com esta vegetação inicial.
Disseram-me que eu era dotado e tinha uma educação especial.
Matilda, a gorila, costumava assustar muito.
Até arrancou a roda da sua própria cadeira de rodas.
Eu gostava de ser especial, era fixe ser diferente
O Pukey Pete vomitava o pequeno-almoço e cheirava-o o autocarro estava cheio de vermes mal-humorados.
Eu só arrefeci e bebi Kool-Aid de um termo Goonies.
Todos se vestiam mal, de ralhar com o Ralph para o Dirt Tom.
Enquanto me deitava na boa com uma camisa de Alf, vesti a minha camisola com a Meghan Meaty e a Marge Cabeça de melão.
Mas eu sabia que algo estava errado porque eu estava sempre no comando
Depois de quatro anos perceberam que eu não era retardado.
Como pôde este erro acontecer, como começou?
O meu ficheiro diz que ele faz barulhos e contorções sem parar.
Acontece que eu estava apenas a bater-boxe, a saltar e a trancar
As Rodas Do Autocarro Rodam E Rodam
Round And Round ... Round And Round
As Rodas Do Autocarro Rodam E Rodam
Todo O Dia
As Rodas Do Autocarro Rodam E Rodam
Round And Round ... Round And Round
As Rodas Do Autocarro Rodam E Rodam
Todo O Dia